how much shit do u think the foxes give kevin when they realize he was fooled by one boxdye and a pair of contacts. like allison gets a haircut and they all repeatedly jokingly re-introduce her to kevin who loudly tells them all to fuck off to hide the fact he didnt actually recognize her
New headcanon: Kevin is actually moderately face-blind and doesn’t realize it.
baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three
you’ll be hanging out with the sweetest person ever and they’ll randomly tell you a childhood experience that would have vaporised you and you’re like oh we should find your parents and murder them irl
